"Vem-i-Helvete-Anders" does it so much better
- I have relocated and therefore received a brand new email address (with a max capacity of 200mb). To be able to save mails and use automatic translating tools I try to forward all mail to my private Gmail address. The Server refuses to recognise that something like Gmail ever existed on the internet.
- As my level of foreign is close to non-existent, I send a mail, politely explaining the problem, to my "contact person".
- After a few days I get an email back saying that IT has now resolved the problem.
- What problem they solved, I do not know.... but my mail, they remain in my new huge new inbox..
- I once again email my "contact person".
- I get a very neatly produced screen-dump-email from IT teaching me how to set the filter in return.
- I email back to the "contact person" and kindly explain the situation. (While my new mail overloads due to 2 e-mails with attachments, and therefore refuse to receive any other mail)
- The reply from the "contact person".... Never comes.
- After 2 weeks I grow tired and email directly to IT.
- After 4 days, an email appears, showing me a list.
.... but what the hell!?
Here it goes;
Who the hell needs IT support! ?
Short story;
I again explain the situation and thank her kindly for the time she spent trying to resolve this.
Of course, in exactly the same way as I have just done.
I try. Again.
Works about as good as trying to manually jumpstart a jet plane on an icy road.
(Maybe her email was overloaded?)
I formulate the email as convincing and about as careful as a condemned man with one single chance of pardon. I use all persuasive techniques I can think of and I am also careful explain my previous contact with IT and as well as the "contact person" in this matter. Off course I also include the error messages that I received when I tried to set the filter.
Finally I submit the letter in two languages with my sincerest apologies for my poor level of foreign, even if I am sure the text is fully comprehensible since I've had it edited by several native speakers.
In foreign.
The list kindly explains to me how to set the filter.
Again. In. Exactly. Same. Fucking. Way. As. I. Have. Done. The. Whole. Damn. Time.
...........
Well... Thank you then IT.....
This post is dedicated to S.C who is trying to teach me persuasion. ..
Oh; and for those for those of you that speak Swedish, here is the link to the king of posts like this one; http://vemihelvete.blogspot.com/
These streets
Cross the border,
Into the big bad world
Where it takes you 'bout an hour
Just to cross the road
Just to stumble across another poor old soul from
The dreary old lanes to the high-street madness
Eye fight with my brain to believe my eyes
And it's harder than you think
To believe this sadness
That creeps up my spine
And haunts me through the night
And life is good and the girls are gorgeous
Suddenly the air smells much greener now
And I'm wondering 'round
With a half pack of cigarettes
Searching for the change that I've lost somehow
These streets have too many names for me
I'm used to Glenfield road and spending my time down in Orchy
I'll get used to this eventually
I know, I know
Where'd the days go? When all we did was play
And the stress that we were under wasn't stress at all
Just a run and a jump into a harmless fall from
Walking by a high-rise to a landmark square
You see millions of people with millions of cares
And I struggle to the train to make my way home
I look at the people as they sit there alone
Life is good, and the sun is shining
Everybody flirts to their ideal place
And the children all smile as a boat shuffled by them
Trying to pretend that they've got some space
These streets have too many names for me
I'm used to Glenfield road and spending my time down in Orchy
I'll get used to this eventually
I know, I know
These streets have too many names for me
I'm used to Glenfield road and spending my time down in Orchy
I'll get used to this eventually
I know, I know
Life is good, and the girls are gorgeous
Suddenly the air smells much greener now
And I'm wondering 'round
With a half pack of cigarettes
Searching for the change that I've lost somehow
These streets have too many names for me
I'm used to Glenfield road and spending my time down in Orchy
I'll get used to this eventually
I know, I know
These streets have too many names for me
I'm used to Glenfield road and spending my time down in our Orchy
I'll get used to this eventually
I know, I know
Vote for Anna Hamilton!!!
Please help my talented, lovely friend Anna to get a large gig in Umeå!
Vote for Anna Hamilton to open for Deportees in Umeå!
It only takes a second and all you need to do is;
Simply text "OAD ANNAH" to 72500
Your vote can make a different!
Thank you!
Read this article on this sad day
"Privacy is not simply a way to extricate individuals from social control, as it is itself a form of social control that emerges from a society’s norms."
-Daniel J Solove
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=998565
De utdöende könsrollerna
eller hur var det nu?
"– Vi ser det ungefär som att ha tillgång till telefon på arbetsbordet. Ibland måste man ringa sina barn eller så ringer maken och frågar vad han ska köpa till middag."
Perry Göransson, informationssäkerhetschef vid Stockholms läns landsting går i spetsen för det "nya" könsrollstänket.
Saxat från; http://www.gp.se/nyheter/sverige/1.231538-vissa-foretag-stoppar-facebook
Well.. that's what they are!?
Since so many others are writing so well about the issue, I'll save myself and just give you an entertaining picture.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
See. Jag behöver inte blogga. Andra skriver ju så bra :D
"Hur går det till egentligen? Ena sekunden glider man runt som en självdyrkande klyschig singel-klubbis, man hajfajvar med polarna efter helgens(till stora delar grovt överdrivna) bravader och skrockar gubbsjukt åt de nya unga kvinnliga förmågor, som på darrande överförfriskade ben letar sig ut i nattlivet.
Nästa sekund struttar man tveklöst runt efter en och samma kvinna, som en uppmärksamhets törstande hundvalp, tindrar med ögonen och ser plötsligt en helkväll i soffan med Idol och kantarelltoast som något av det bästa man kan föreställa sig.
Jag bara funderar, hur går det till?"
Kram på er!
Oh, btw.. Ja flyttar en bit västerut runt jul!
Tjooo!
Nästa sekund struttar man tveklöst runt efter en och samma kvinna, som en uppmärksamhets törstande hundvalp, tindrar med ögonen och ser plötsligt en helkväll i soffan med Idol och kantarelltoast som något av det bästa man kan föreställa sig.
Jag bara funderar, hur går det till?"
Kram på er!
Oh, btw.. Ja flyttar en bit västerut runt jul!
Tjooo!
Yes, I alive :D
Semester started, I'm doing a master in Business Growth and Internationalization, but is forced to get the thesis done before december as well so its gonna be a stressful cupple of months..
Just writing this to tell you all that I am alive and well, hope you all are havin fun out there!
See you again when I have more time and motivation!
..Ehhh, yea, I know. Could you pay me now? Pleeece?
Test result on the test for maegerial positions in upper management;
"According to your answers, you are able to envision a clear direction for your company and communicate your plans in a way that excites others. You seem to have the level of charisma needed to convince people that your ideas are worthwhile. This is an essential skill, because employees will be much more willing to achieve a goal if they are passionate about it. People who excel in this area are innovative visionaries who are confident in their ability to persuade and convince others. They consider it essential to make those they lead aware of, as well as part of, their vision. "
"According to your answers, you are able to envision a clear direction for your company and communicate your plans in a way that excites others. You seem to have the level of charisma needed to convince people that your ideas are worthwhile. This is an essential skill, because employees will be much more willing to achieve a goal if they are passionate about it. People who excel in this area are innovative visionaries who are confident in their ability to persuade and convince others. They consider it essential to make those they lead aware of, as well as part of, their vision. "
I'm on a Blog-BREAK
..As you might have noticed I've taken a break from the Blog but have had some concerned email so I would like to let you know that I am doing ok, wokring in Wales right now and will later on this summer be in London.
Take care and thank you for stopping by here, I'll come back as soon as time and inspiration allows.
Bring it ON!
Summers route-plan is set.
Let the adventure begin!
wow Upphovsrättsmaffian, nu även med ett finger i röven på Umeå Universitet..
Trodde det skulle vara en trött tråkig morgon, men ack så lite jag visste innan jag fann detta i min inbox;
"Hej! Vi fick en varning om att ovanstående IP-nummer har delat ut copyright-skyddat material via vårt trådlösa nät.
Just den aktuella tidpunkten verkar det, som om det var du som använde detta IP-nummer via netlogon.umu.se.
Kan du vara vänlig och kontrollera din dator och vidta lämpliga åtgärder så att inte detta upprepas igen?
Meddela mig gärna när det är gjort.
Med vänlig hälsning xxx"
Mitt svar löd, naturligtvis;
"Hej xxx Tack för ditt mail, jag ska genast vidta lämpliga åtgärder. Ha en bra dag!"
......varpå jag googlade lite om anonym nedladdning, och roades av debatten ang ett annat universitet, samt funderade på om upphovsrättsmaffian på något sätt kompenserar den mycket trevliga kille som skickat ut detta mail, (träffat honom tidigare) eller om han bara är pressad från högre ort att gå andras ärenden...
ps. självfallet inkluderade jag även länken till det här inlägget...
"Hej! Vi fick en varning om att ovanstående IP-nummer har delat ut copyright-skyddat material via vårt trådlösa nät.
Just den aktuella tidpunkten verkar det, som om det var du som använde detta IP-nummer via netlogon.umu.se.
Kan du vara vänlig och kontrollera din dator och vidta lämpliga åtgärder så att inte detta upprepas igen?
Meddela mig gärna när det är gjort.
Med vänlig hälsning xxx"
Mitt svar löd, naturligtvis;
"Hej xxx Tack för ditt mail, jag ska genast vidta lämpliga åtgärder. Ha en bra dag!"
......varpå jag googlade lite om anonym nedladdning, och roades av debatten ang ett annat universitet, samt funderade på om upphovsrättsmaffian på något sätt kompenserar den mycket trevliga kille som skickat ut detta mail, (träffat honom tidigare) eller om han bara är pressad från högre ort att gå andras ärenden...
ps. självfallet inkluderade jag även länken till det här inlägget...
Do not miss this!
I know, I have been spamming about this for days now, but cant help it, I'm just so stoked!
And now it looks like the Lion King might come up for a visit! Lets hope! Would be AWSOME to see him again!
Anyway! All you people that are in Umeå this weekend, all you need to know is Pedagoggränd 11 19.40 on Friday!
Bring drinks, bring friends!
And now it looks like the Lion King might come up for a visit! Lets hope! Would be AWSOME to see him again!
Anyway! All you people that are in Umeå this weekend, all you need to know is Pedagoggränd 11 19.40 on Friday!
Bring drinks, bring friends!
Ghaa!
Bank Holiday!?
You gotta be shitting me!
Another day of waiting.. another day with rising flightprices, and another day of uncertainty..
Can they just tell me what they have in store for me already!?
I'm going nuts here!
Check
Longboard.
Check.
Check.
Sambo.
Check.
Smile.
Double check.
