For the re-exam Sat.

Anyone up for it?

Some of my favourites, as the whole thing were too long to post.

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say, "oh geez, better get cracking," and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. ((Hell yea!)

6. Bring cheerleaders. (LINDA!?? you up for it!?)

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

9. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. (why not?)

26. Show up completely drunk. (oh.. so old. its not even fun any more, I just get better results.. ).

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say, "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel?

38. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious...like history notes for a calculus exam...otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, and ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you--desks, chairs, anything you can reach.


 


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Postat av: leila

yeh visst. så illa tror jag väl aldrig aytdet ä rhoppas jag

2007-04-10 @ 17:39:08
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