Firemonkey

I just dont get it!
Why do I have to feel like a run over pice of SHIT, every god damn weekend, especially Sundays around mid-day when I finally get out of bed.. ???
I mean I was COMPLETELY sober yesterday.. working all night. Did that help?
Oh no!!
I still feel like I could cuddle up with a lawnmower on full speed and fall asleep to the sound of my limbs being hacked up.
Would not even notice..

Only explanation I can think of is lack of surf.