DHL vs Portugal
Ring,Ring..
Firemonkey -Hi, I have questions about sending a package from Portugal to Sweden.
DHL -Ok, I am sorry, but I only handle orders from Sweden, you have to call our Portuguese office.
Firemonkey -Ok, do they speak english?
DHL -Yes, sure they do!
Ring, ring..
DHL -DHL Lisabon, Boa tarde!
Firemonkey -Boa tarde,Você fala Inglês, faz favor?
Firemonkey -Tenho uma pergunta sobre o envio de um pacote.
DHL -Inglês. não. ...Não.
Firemonkey -Do you have anyone else there that speaks english?
DHL -O que você diria?
DHL -*Mumbeling* ....Não, não.
Firemonkey -Tenho outra pessoa que fala Inglês?
DHL -(Mumbeling)
...Klick.
... I take that as a no.
-Everyone that is surprised, jump from a bridge, or come here and visit portugal, because you are either stupid or have no idea how things work down here.
Firemonkey -Hi, I have questions about sending a package from Portugal to Sweden.
DHL -Ok, I am sorry, but I only handle orders from Sweden, you have to call our Portuguese office.
Firemonkey -Ok, do they speak english?
DHL -Yes, sure they do!
Ring, ring..
DHL -DHL Lisabon, Boa tarde!
Firemonkey -Boa tarde,Você fala Inglês, faz favor?
Firemonkey -Tenho uma pergunta sobre o envio de um pacote.
DHL -Inglês. não. ...Não.
Firemonkey -Do you have anyone else there that speaks english?
DHL -O que você diria?
DHL -*Mumbeling* ....Não, não.
Firemonkey -Tenho outra pessoa que fala Inglês?
DHL -(Mumbeling)
...Klick.
... I take that as a no.
-Everyone that is surprised, jump from a bridge, or come here and visit portugal, because you are either stupid or have no idea how things work down here.
...Or both..
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